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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
Group: *Rambling loudly*
Draco, shouting, thinking no one will hear: I’M GAY FOR HARRY POTTER
Group:
Draco: shit.
Draco: Now that I have your attention, I have an announcement.
Harry: So do I.
Draco: Harry, would you like to go first?
Harry: Yes.
Harry, through a megaphone: I AM GAY FOR DRACO MALFOY
Draco: Why do you have to outdo me at bloody everything?
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Draco: I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore, Potter.
Harry [devastated]: What? Why?
Harry [in tears]: Merlin, no. Have I done something wrong?
Draco: Calm down, princess.
Harry [sobbing]: But I love you so much, why do you want to leave me?
Draco: Oh, shut it, Potter. I want you to be my fucking husband.
Harry [gobsmacked]: W-what?
Draco [slightly embarrassed]: Yeah… So, Harry James Potter, will you marry me?
Harry:
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: What a suspense, Potter.
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy.
Draco: I know.
Harry: But I love you anyway, then yes, I will marry you.
Harry: You git.
Draco [amused]: Love you too, Potter.
