Musings of a stupid man
jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
Reblogged 3 months ago from reichenfeels (Originally from findingcoulson)
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